I was able to get on board with the cucumber vodka. (Which vodka am I not on board with really?!) And I’m able to wash down a few Bloody Mary’s with enough sausage, spice and vodka to outweigh the tomato juice. But it’s going to take me a serrrrusly long time to drink something with carrots, kale or beets in it. Unless I’m in a post-workout haze and it’s offered to me by a meaty, muscle-y man who’s convinced me that I”ll lose 15 pounds before I even get to the parking lot, there is no need for me to mix the two evils.