This made me laugh outloud the moment I saw the title. My distaste for DMB aside, the title “For the Sommelier Who’s a Freshman in College” couldn’t be more perfect. Even the fact that there is alcohol behind this packaging can’t sway me to look past the association with countless nights of jaw-cringing repeated play of his albums or ex-boyfriends’ attempts to replicate his crooning.
But I’ll ask you to get it. Try it. And maybe encourage me to wash away my music snobbery with a glass of (choke) Dreaming Tree “Crush”.